Relaxing and sunbathing on a beach, by the sea, with the warm breeze blowing into your hair, whilst the sun tries to make a fried chip out of you, can be real fun. After the sunbathing fun, it's probably body aching no-fun once you're at home. That sun-burnt skin of yours certainly feels like a fried chip, doesn't it? Hahaha. Ah yes, that's what this Beach Life game is all about too. There's the smiling sun, wonder where it got those shades from, there's surfing and scuba diving, there's plenty of ice-creams, but where are the chilled canned drinks? Hmm, some things do get lost somewhere, apparently.
My first impression of Beach Life was like, "oh gawd, everything is so so colourful in this game, it makes everything look so so confusing and gawdy!" Why is that, you may ask? Well, when those reels stop rolling and spinning, whatever that comes onto the screen can be rather confusing, in the way that the symbols and the colours tend to mix and blend with one another, know what I mean? Nothing was discernible nor distinguishable immediately, unlike other more visually pleasing games. I find Beach Life a real mess in terms of its graphical presentation. Better colour hues and darker variations would certainly make the game more pleasing to look at. At the moment, it's all just "aargh!"
So what's so special about this game Beach Life then? Ah-hah! If lots and lots of money is what you're after, then this is where you can find them. Up to $10 million usually! So how does that grab you? Hello? Are you still there? Ah, okay. For players with tons of money to play with, $10 total bet per spin is nothing to worry about. For me, that's one main meal per spin! 365 spins later, my 3 years food budget goes up in smoke! Hahaha.
How to win the Jackpot prize? Hmm, okay, very simple. Get 5 Wilds on the 20th payline and up to $10 million jackpot money is yours! Get it on any other payline you'll get 100,000 coins instead, that's $50,000 at the $0.50 per line bet! Big enough for you? But getting 5 of those scatters can be real nice too, paying out a hefty 500x your total bet, which is $5,000, if you still can't figure it out yet. Right now, I don't need that calculator, thank you! Hahaha.
Beach Life is only for players with a lorry load full of money to play with at any one time! One wallet full won't even give you 1 hour play with this game, I'm telling you! So, it's either you have fun watching a blardy rich player playing it, or simply close your eyes and pretend you don't see this blardy game at all! Hehehe.