Okay, so now here's a change, for a change. No more piggies and the wolf, or the wolf blowing down the piggies houses. What we have here is a rich piggy trying to woo a nice piggy lady, or maybe that's already over and done with, so it's all about a rich piggy and his lovely pigstress, or missus, whichever, hehehe. Pigs can live in style too, have a nice woman, err make that a spouse, that isn't a woman, have a nice car, smoke expensive cigars, hmm, whatever. In Microgaming's world, anything is possible.
Porky the Pig, who else, is the Wild symbol, 5 of which pays a very nice 15,000x the line bet. It substitutes for other symbols except for the Scatter symbol, but is really just another dumb Wild symbol. No doubling of wins, no stacking, no expanding. The logo 'Porky Payout' is the Scatter symbol, 5 of which pays 100x the total bet as usual, and getting 3 or more of them triggers the Porky Payout Feature game. Pick 6 out of the 9 logo symbols to reveal cash prizes. That's all there is to it. Not a lot there, is it? What a bore! The Ladypig pays 5000x, the Car pays 1000x, the Cufflinks pay 500x, the Cigars pay 500x too, and the rest pay from 200x to 100x, all per line bet for 5 of each kind. It is actually a good paytable, but the game doesn't play like it.
Without any Free Spins game, I find it already a bore. That 'Pick-and-win' Bonus game is something I've never really liked, so that didn't interest me. The payouts should have been generally good, if seen from the paytable's point of view, but it didn't occur for me during my plays on this game. In fact, nothing went well at all for me. No good wins, no interesting features, but only boring low payouts of between 20x to 30x my bet amount. Say what you like, but this is yet another Microgaming game that doesn't play well at all, not for me anyway.