Well, as everyone knows, or rather, as every adult knows, things can get to be very very slippery or very very sticky in Amsterdam! Slippery here, slippery there, sticky here, sticky there. Drat and double drat, some just cannot do without all that! Yep, like I was saying, those bulldogs in the game can be very very sticky, or very very slippery. They tend to slip by you most of the time though, but get them to be very sticky, and what a time you'll have, no time to get picky! Huh? Sorry, if I got you on the wrong mind track! Hahaha.
When in Holland, or in Netherlands (why they have 2 names, I don't really know), do as the Dutch do, play at Amsterdam Red Light District! Heeey, I said play the game, not at the name! It's a pretty good game, if you ask me, just like any other game that has sticky things in them. Now, now, stay focused, please! Hehehe. Sticky things can do wonders at the right time, right guys? Yeah, right on! Get plenty of those sticky bulldogs and see what wonders they can bring! I have managed to get a few of those thrills, but hardly enough to make me go over the hills, just enough to make me shout out a few shrills, and of course, some middle finger spills. Hahaha.
Naah, it's never easy to win on any game, I must admit, especially with sticky stuff in it! Amsterdam Red light District has good potentials for huge wins, but only with those sticky bulldogs, without them, you can just forget it! Yes, it's true, very true. The base game won't give you good big wins, only decent ones, so your aim should always be getting those topless beauties and those bulldogs. What topless beauties? Now, now, stay calm! They are only neon signs, with non of the real beauties. No, not here, but there's another place to go if you're after those booties, hahaha.
Ah well, looking at those touring boats, those neon signs, and those large glass windows, they do make me go a bit bulldogish, if you know what I mean. Grrrrr-grrrrr! Hahaha. Yeah, I do miss Amsterdam, the city, but the game is okay! Hahaha.