MoboCasino? Hmm, minus one 'o' and you'll probably be playing at a Mafia's casino, or something like that. No offence Mobo, just me and my jokings. Hehehe. Sounds a bit strange for a name, but who cares about a name. All we wanna do is get some fun. Here, there, or anywhere. Did I say 'fun'? Oops, sorry, I meant 'funds'. Fun is fun, but funds are way better, don't you agree? But of course.
Never heard of Mobo before, but I've heard of Guns N Roses. Yes, including 50 free spins on Guns N Roses too. That's the reason why I signed up at MoboCasino anyway. To get those 50 free spins on their way. Who knows, I might get a game good play and that will definitely make my day. But better still, if with some money coming my way. Hey hey hey. So I made my first deposit, got the 150% bonus money too, not a lot but it'll do, and headed on for the zoo. Oops, I mean to say the market, to play some fruits, but 'fruits' wouldn't rhyme with the 'too' and the 'do'. Hmm, whatever.
Why I chose to play Fruit Zen and not Dead or Alive, I cannot remember, even if it was only yesterday! Was it because Dead or Alive was not available at MoboCasino, or that bonus money cannot be used to play Dead or Alive? Somehow, this bit of information had disappeared from my memory. But Fruit Zen it was, and it wasn't fruiting season either. Damn! I knew I should have played Dead or Alive instead, but it's all too late now. Fruit Zen was running as cold as Starburst usually does. Just spinning and spinning, once in awhile the single Wild coming, but nothing was really exciting, except for seeing my balance draining. Seeing my balance draining was exciting? Well, not for me, nosirree, but for my middle finger, which keeps on pointing! Hahaha. Hmm, I shouldn't be laughing at all, should I?
With my balance nicely sitting on zero, I then clicked on Guns N Roses, hoping to get some exciting and exhilarating shootouts, but damn! I made another mistake. Guns N Roses don't do shootouts like Jesse and his outlaw boys do, they only do shouts, yells, and make some music too. Oh boy! I had approached those guys with my guns, but they didn't fight back because they can't, so I finally came back to where I was before I had begun. Back to zero balance and back to square one. 50 free spins on Guns N Roses paid me $6.60. I continued on playing, got a Crowd Pleaser feature, which paid me a miserable $2.20 heartacher. What the argh! Nothing went right for me at MoboCasino. I guess the name just doesn't go down well with me. Or something like that. Sigh.