But, like the mule that I am in times like this, I signed up to get that nice free money I didn't want to miss. At least I could play with it, get some satisfaction from it, lose everything and not bothered with it. What? You too? Oh, good...welcome to the Mule Club! Yeah, Money-for-nothing Mule Club! Hahaha.
Registration was easy as usual, nothing that a dumb mule cannot do. After registration was done, I immediately got five of the 1. Upon verification of my email address, I received another ten of the 1, so all 15 dollars got done. Next came the hardest part. Should I play Fruit Zen...or should I play Fruit Zen? Oh gees...how much harder could it get, right? And so it was that I spent that free $15 no-deposit money on Fruit Zen. Why Fruit Zen? Because with so little money, I had wanted much more time to spend, and with so many more spins at hand. There were so many other good games that I could choose and play, including my old favourite Fruit Warp, and the blardy elusive Starburst too, but what the heck, only one game could do.
Fruit Zen, Fruit Zen...at times this game could pay dollars, at times it would pay only cents. Tonight, it paid me cents! Damn! There was very little of those Wilds appearing on the reels, and when it did, it was mostly paying peanuts. I couldn't even get 2 of those Wilds. Must be the day off for fruits I guess. Sad to say, all that $15 went to waste very quickly. Maybe there'll be a better day.