A 500% bonus for a minimum deposit of only 15 EUR, and including a nice 100 free spins to go, wouldn't that make your face go all aglow? It did mine. I got so excited, so I checked and rechecked the offer for every detail, to make sure that nothing could be erroneous. Yep, everything seemed to be in good order, except for the 100x wagering requirement on both the bonus and the free spins winnings. Ah, what the heck! All I wanted was a good time at the casino, for a nice change from that first bad experience, so that 100x wagering didn't bother me at all. After all, I didn't intend to make any win, but just to enjoy myself with that huge extra bonus money. Well, 75 EUR bonus money may not seem a lot, but that's 5 times more than what I had put in, and how often can anyone get such a huge bonus offer anyway? Let go and miss this up? No way! Hehehe.
Ah! It isn't often that I can get to see 90 EUR in my account, just waiting for me to play it! Not nowadays anyway. Yeah, times have been really really bad for me since the beginning of 2016. Big bets are all now a thing of the past and hardly can be seen. So okay, the money has been loaded up, my adrenaline already on the up and up, and I was thinking what game I should start it up. Well, I had wanted to play Thunderkick's Babushkas for quite some time now, so I played that game first. Nope. It didn't play that well. Then I was thinking, should I play Dead Or Alive or Break Da Bank Again next? Both can be good and both can be deadly, but I chose the Bank game, because the Cowboy game hasn't been any good since the last few weeks. So, was it any good in the end? Yeah, Break Da Bank Again was good for the bank, but not for me! What the argh!
With a zero balance, I next turn to my 100 free spins on Dracula. Argh! This isn't a game that I like at all, because it can play as badly as Starburst, or even worse! But I have no choice. The free spins were for that game, so finding any excuse would only be lame. After 100 free spins on that Dracula game, I had a blardy 8.76 EUR in my name! What the argh! That was even worse than what Starburst would usually pay me for 100 spins! Well, from one devil's mouth, I then went into another, Starburst! With only 8.76 EUR, what other game could I possible play on? And as expected, that balance couldn't even last me for 10 minutes of play! Sheesh! As Phil Collins once sang, "it's just another day, for you and me, in para-hell..." Well, what more can I say when one very good offer ended up with yet another disaster. But anyhow, I had some good fun playing the games, just to tell ya! Hahaha.