Do you like Chinese food? Who doesn't right?! But we're not talking about the usual 'ta-pow' (take-away) here, we're talking about other dishes, but no rice and no noodles. Here at this special Chinese Kitchen, we're talking about exotic dishes. Dishes that you don't get everyday, dishes that you need to go to Chinese kitchens for take-aways. Yeah, true, some of these dishes can be had at certain other kitchens too, like duck dishes, squid dishes, fish dishes, and even an as-you-go dish. What? Oh, so sorry, I meant es-car-got dish. No, no 'got' there... just 'go'... escargo. Yes, okay, you're right there... as car go... complete with spinning wheels and brief stopping to collect prizes! Hehehe.
Lets see what's the complete menu this Chinese Kitchen is cooking up, starting with the cheapest dish. There's starfish and octopus dishes, at 10 and 20 per dish, then there's a caterpillar dish (if you fancy this, eeew) and a big-eyed big-lips fish dish (not too bad looking this), at 30 and 40 per dish, followed up by steamy ducks (yep, you got that right, no need to elaborate further) and arms-folded green froggies, at 80 and 100 per dish (not the usual tasty frog legs though, these are whole frogs, tasty or not, yipes). At the top three, we have the ever-popular escargots, or better known as snails (if you don't like them, like me, you can skip ordering them, but the blardy kitchen keeps sending them!), and there's the everybody's favorite, the funny-eyed crabby crab, both at 200 per dish. Now this I can take. As many as they can give! And finally folks, on top of the menu list, the most seeked after dish, the exotic... even erotic, black-eyelashed, cute-looking greeny, miss turtle! They are 1000 per dish. Get this sassy cutie for an unforgetable nighty! But don't forget now, 1 or 2 just won't do, get 3 and see what they can do!!! Hehehe.
If you like quickies, like I do, this 8-liner 3-reeler slot game will surely fit the bill. It's very easy to play, very easy on the eyes, and not too bad on the cash too, both giving and taking. As the reels stop spinning, any three gets you a winning, if they are all in a straight line of course. Diagonal lines included. Isn't that wonderful? A simple game, with simple winning ways. Nothing to get scattered about, so don't start looking for scatters, but do watch out for that mr.crabby crab. He can pop up anywhere anytime he likes - up, down, front, back or center - and still give you a surprise prize! Just like Santa Claus does. But Santa doesn't live here, it's the wrong hemisphere! Only diners come here. Diners? Yes, that'll do very nicely sir! Do I like this game? Yes! There were times when I just couldn't leave this chinese kitchen. The dishes were that good... especially that super delicious greeny cutie! Which greeny cutie? Gees... we certain are the quick forgetting one, aren't we?! Hehehe. So go find more turtle dishes.. .they'll do you good... very very good!