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#1 Luciana

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 06:41 PM

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun!" ;)

(found it on some picture)

Feel free to post some yours :)

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:40 AM

its a bit old, but still funny i think..

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, *****, and Colon.

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 05:40 PM

Hahaha great! I've never heard this one before! :)

"You're not hungry. You're bored. Learn the difference." :)

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 06:32 PM

Lol, good topic.............

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 06:38 PM

another one, lol, my wife thought this was very funny...duh....

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 12:23 AM

another one, lol, my wife thought this was very funny...duh....

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey


i must post. my girlfriend laughed for minutes! :D

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:07 AM

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

#8 Luciana

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 05:23 PM

‎"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness"

:D

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 06:56 PM

haha, good one

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 10:58 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 07:12 AM

where do you folks come up with these? i've startled the dogs half to death with all my laughing lol!

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 08:11 AM

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 08:19 AM

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:35 AM

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:38 AM

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:24 PM

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:47 PM

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
;)

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:48 PM

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:39 AM

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:25 AM

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick




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