CASINO JOKE OF THE DAY

[Coolivert]

Oh man, this post was from like 2 and a half years ago?!

 

I'm truly surprised to see a new member here who is reading posts dating so long ago... 

 

As for the moral, I guess you gave a wrong one. Of course having friends with certain positions is good and definitely could help in a situation like the one I was talking about, however the moral I personally took was that I should take my eyes off of the strippers from time to time regardless how incredibly hot and sexy they were!

We may differ on  strippers but i've read your other 2012 posts which  are very and useful for my new gambling life!!

[ValDes]

We may differ on  strippers but i've read your other 2012 posts which  are very and useful for my new gambling life!!

 

Thanks for the kind words, appreciate that.

 

Feel free to ask anything you might find difficult to understand though. I guess that as a newbie online gambler you are having like tons of questions...

[James15]

so true lol

[Coolivert]

Thanks for the kind words, appreciate that.

 

Feel free to ask anything you might find difficult to understand though. I guess that as a newbie online gambler you are having like tons of questions...

That's kind of you, Valdes!  Thanks

[Raptordinos]

Oopss!

 

[Awena]

Ooops ..

 

#i #beg #your #pardon #gentleman.

[Raptordinos]

[cocopop3011]

 

Hahahaha! Took me a while to get this one 

[Afi4wins]

Although I can see it as a joke, I would rather not like it at all! 

 

I see it as an insensible joke!

The same goes for that joke posted by my dear Awena too!  

[cocopop3011]

Although I can see it as a joke, I would rather not like it at all! 

 

I see it as an insensible joke!

The same goes for that joke posted by my dear Awena too!  

 

I'm not with you?

[Afi4wins]

I'm not with you?

 

Hehehe...I knew you wouldn't! 

Okay, I'll explain, one by one...

 

 

Take this joke here...

 

 

 

Is that any way to even think of a 'husband'...or of any man??? 

It's an unsensible joke hinting on violence and death! 

 

Next, this one...

 

 

 

The gambler has lost all his money...and thinking what to do next ('The Thinker' statue)

Then comes that waiter with a gun...

again hinting on violence and death! Sheesh! 

 

I absolutely cannot appreciate such senseless joke!

Imagine if someone become insane enough to take that advice!!! 

[Raptordinos]

Then comes that waiter with a gun...

again hinting on violence and death! Sheesh! 

 

I absolutely cannot appreciate such senseless joke!

Imagine if someone become insane enough to take that advice!!! 

Yes my esteemed Afi, there is a bit of violence involved in this joke, but we the human beings laugh because of everything, laugh is one of the main instruments we have to get free from stress, even many people laugh in funerals. You will see people laughing because anyone has lost something or are falling stairs down, and at the same time you will see other people angry because the others are laughing because of the misfortune of others, that's life my friend, our cerebral chemicals set on a specific scenario and moment to be activated. Just my opinion, of course, and respecting your point, just justifying some unreasonable behaviours of some of us, you know, hehe  

 

By the way, what it came to my mind when I saw the waiter offering a gun to the statue, it was that the roulette owner was giving the last revenge to him, maybe by playing Russian roulette

[Afi4wins]

Yes my esteemed Afi, there is a bit of violence involved in this joke, but we the human beings laugh because of everything, laugh is one of the main instruments we have to get free from stress, even many people laugh in funerals. You will see people laughing because anyone has lost something or are falling stairs down, and at the same time you will see other people angry because the others are laughing because of the misfortune of others, that's life my friend, our cerebral chemicals set on a specific scenario and moment to be activated. Just my opinion, of course, and respecting your point, just justifying some unreasonable behaviours of some of us, you know, hehe  

 

By the way, what it came to my mind when I saw the waiter offering a gun to the statue, it was that the roulette owner was giving the last revenge to him, maybe by playing Russian roulette

 

Not to worry Raptor my friend! I know and understand human behaviour quite well enough by now. 

 

What I'm trying to say is...we should see humans as humans first, the joke comes later. 

 

As an example, true example, my friends and I were at a place one day, can't remember where, wanting to get more info from the counter. On the way out, one of my friends accidentally walked into the glass door. BANG! He knocked his head on the glass door quite hard. The first thing I did was, "oh my god!". When he said he was okay, just a little bump on his forehead, then we started laughing! Hahaha.

 

Others looking, would probably laugh first, and then only realise that it wasn't a joke at all. It was a painful incident first, a funny incident second. This is how we all should tune our mind...see another human as a human first, then only see the funny side of it.

 

In our case here, Raptor mate, I'm not blaming you or anyone else for posting up such jokes, but I would rather have it the other way around instead. You see the joke, you laugh at it, then simply forget about it. Don't make others laugh at it too, by posting up that joke for others to see and laugh at it too, because it is funny only as a second incident, not the first.

 

Sorry for my long-windedness, or blabbering if you like, hehehe, but what I mean is, let's not share such silly jokes with others. Just keep it to yourself, and whomever else who happens to see it too, just keep it to yourself too. Let's share only the good things in life and all the funny sides of life. If it's funny without anyone getting hurt, then it should be okay to share! 

 

This world is already so full of psychopaths and insane people, whereby killing others means nothing to them, then declaring "I was temporarily insane when I did that!" in defence of themselves.   What the argh!

 

Less suggestive provocations via such cruel jokes, less madness there will be in this world...hopefully! 

[Raptordinos]

 

Not to worry Raptor my friend! I know and understand human behaviour quite well enough by now.  

 

What I'm trying to say is...we should see humans as humans first, the joke comes later. 

 

As an example, true example, my friends and I were at a place one day, can't remember where, wanting to get more info from the counter. On the way out, one of my friends accidentally walked into the glass door. BANG! He knocked his head on the glass door quite hard. The first thing I did was, "oh my god!". When he said he was okay, just a little bump on his forehead, then we started laughing! Hahaha.

 

Others looking, would probably laugh first, and then only realise that it wasn't a joke at all. It was a painful incident first, a funny incident second. This is how we all should tune our mind...see another human as a human first, then only see the funny side of it.

 

In our case here, Raptor mate, I'm not blaming you or anyone else for posting up such jokes, but I would rather have it the other way around instead. You see the joke, you laugh at it, then simply forget about it. Don't make others laugh at it too, by posting up that joke for others to see and laugh at it too, because it is funny only as a second incident, not the first.

 

Sorry for my long-windedness, or blabbering if you like, hehehe, but what I mean is, let's not share such silly jokes with others. Just keep it to yourself, and whomever else who happens to see it too, just keep it to yourself too. Let's share only the good things in life and all the funny sides of life. If it's funny without anyone getting hurt, then it should be okay to share!  

 

This world is already so full of psychopaths and insane people, whereby killing others means nothing to them, then declaring "I was temporarily insane when I did that!" in defence of themselves.    What the argh!

 

Less suggestive provocations via such cruel jokes, less madness there will be in this world...hopefully!  

 

Ok buddy, in the name of peace I will try no to post 18+ content on this thread again. Please take it easy.  

[cocopop3011]

Oh in that case I completely did not understand the joke! I thought they were playing strip poker 

[Afi4wins]

Oh in that case I completely did not understand the joke! I thought they were playing strip poker 

 

See what I mean? Our Sharon darling here has such an innocent mindset, that she didn't even see the ugly side of that gun joke, seeing instead a strip poker side of it! Hahahaha...you made me laugh that time darling! 

[Raptordinos]

[Afi4wins]

That is the cartoon version of the same joke...the earlier one was just a dialogue. 

[cocopop3011]

I don't get it?

[Afi4wins]

I don't get it?

 

Hmmm...if there's anybody who cannot understand such a 'dirty' joke, then it must be our Sharon darling. 

 

It goes like this my dear...

 

The lady walks up to the table to make a bet.

She says "I need to get completely naked to be lucky" ...

so she undresses infront of the 2 guys, got completely naked, then threw the dice...

then she yells "I WON! I WON!"...

 

All the while...where do you think would the two guys be looking at??? At the dice or at something else??? 

[cocopop3011]

Hmmm...if there's anybody who cannot understand such a 'dirty' joke, then it must be our Sharon darling. 

 

It goes like this my dear...

 

The lady walks up to the table to make a bet.

She says "I need to get completely naked to be lucky" ...

so she undresses infront of the 2 guys, got completely naked, then threw the dice...

then she yells "I WON! I WON!"...

 

All the while...where do you think would the two guys be looking at??? At the dice or at something else??? 

 

Oooooh!   Okay I get it now! 

[OshiHugo]

[Afi4wins]

We've had this joke a few times already, Oshi, but thanks anyway. 

[OshiHugo]

We've had this joke a few times already, Oshi, but thanks anyway. 

Oh, sorry. 13 pages of replies... I only read through like 5

So... another try:

[Afi4wins]

Well...I don't quite agree with that...but who cares!