Yep, without much hesitation, I got myself signed up, got my email validated. completed my profile details, then proceeded to make a 20 EUR deposit to claim the 100% Welcome Bonus and the free spins package. Everything went smoothly as silk. Well, not as silky smooth as silk, but you know what I mean, right? So there I was, with 40 EUR in my credit balance, all ready to go, but on what game to play? Gees! For a short while, I was at a crossroad. Straight ahead, would take me to NetEnt games, hmm, they've always been my favourites, to the right would take me to Microgaming games, argh, so that's not a choice for me, or to the left, which would take me to all the other games from different providers. Ah! But the Wild Wild West was straight ahead, and so my mind was quickly made up. Hahaha.
Well, maybe I should have taken the left turn instead, because Jesse and his outlaw boys were at their top form that day, which left me shooting in the air most of the time, without hitting them. Damn! 40 EUR wasn't enough at all to go head to head against Jesse, but that was all I've got, and that was what I had wanted to do anyway, win or lose, but with a probability of getting a nice big reward. Nah, I should have known better. Getting Jesse's reward money is like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You won't find any pot of gold there, but probably you'll find a broken clay pot with dirt, mud and soil. No gold.
With zero balance left, I next turn to my 10 free spins on Starburst. This is yet another similar case of a rainbow. 99.9 out of 100 times, I would only find a broken clay pot, and this round was indeed in one of those 99.9 times. Sheesh! Out of that 10 free spins, it paid me an incredible 0.65 EUR. Incredible because it couldn't even pay me one blardy lousy EUR! A few more spins later, I was back to where I started, with a nice big beautiful dinosaur egg waiting to be hatched!
Ah well, although everything has been played and lost, I still have one year more to go with this casino. 10 free spins every weekend isn't enough to warm up my butts, but what to do? It's still better than nothing. And at least it'll still be much better than playing 10 free spins on Baa Baa Black Sheep!