Another hot and sweaty day, another search in Askgamblers for free things to play. Well, not exactly how I would have liked it, but there's 50 free spins to be taken with a first deposit, plus a 100% bonus. Hmm, not too bad, really, got myself registered happily, lost my $25 knowingly, but got free spins on the ready. Yep, straight to the point this time, no unnecessary blabbery! Hehehe.
Like they say, there will always be a first time, right? Yeah, right. Well, this is my first time that I had to play my given free spins on a game that I have very seldom played. Maybe only once before, can't really remember. The game? Golden Ticket. A free ticket to attend the Golden Circus, or something like that. The game has 5 reels and 5 rows. Blardy hhell! This sort of game has never been good for me. Never won on any game like it. It's just too difficult to win on! Somebody is knodding his/her head. Yeah, I do agree with you too! I would prefer the normal 5 reels 3 rows game anytime!
Like it or not, it was already there for me, it was free, so why waste it. You would think 50 free spins would be quite a lot and should bring in a decent small win, right? Wrong! Not with this blardy Golden Circus! The juggling acts were mostly failed ones. One successful juggle, many more felled on the floor. Damn game! After 50 spins, I had won a blardy miserable $1+, can't remember what the plus amount was, because when I switched over to Starburst, yeah, that same old love, as Selena Gomez would say, the blardy $1+ winnings did not show up at all. It had just disappeared like magic. But, coming from a circus act, I should have expected something like that could happen. 'Pooof!' Gone! What the 'f'!
Only my deposit and bonus amount was showing in my balance. I couldn't be bothered with the $1+, really, it wouldn't have made any difference to my overall game play, but 'poofing away' just like that was blardy nonsense and unethical! Yeah, blame it on a technical glitch...even when there wasn't one! Go figure!
Being an EveryMatrix casino, I already knew and expected that Fruit Zen would not be available in their list of game, so I had to turn back to that blardy 'same old love' that Selena Gomez hates so much, and I myself too. What the 'f'! Wish Starburst was not there in the list and I had to play some other game. I might have gotten a much better game play and result. $25 deposit money, plus 25 bonus money, never saw any single big win on the blardy game! It was all nothing, nothing, nothing, it's like never ending! Wish I could shake it off, like sweetie miss Taylor did, but I couldn't. All gone with the wind, like in that very old classic movie of the same name. Nothing left to show. Just a big fat zero, and a blardy snarl!