Once the easy peasy registration was done, I was taken into a wonderland, albeit a very simplistic wonderland, nothing at all like the one Alice went to. And I was greeted by a two-armed smiling bandit. Is this the Drueck Glueck? Geees, I really don't know. First time I'm seeing a two-armed bandit anyway. Usually they would be just one-armed, the arm for nudging the reels to spin, but two-arms? Hmmm, probably the second one is for the wins, like maybe, the second arm would quickly swipe all those wins back into the machine? Hahaha. Just kidding folks!
Okaay, those 10 no-deposit free spins were automatically credited in. No time to go to that vending machine to get a coca-cola tin. It wouldn't do you any good anyway. That drink would probably get sliced up into 5 pieces of useless tin. Why? Because you're going in and facing that Ninja spins. He doesn't like it when the reels are spinning whilst you're sipping and eyes not looking! The way of the Ninja! Hahaha.
But what the heck. My eyes were looking, the reels were spinning, my middle finger was pointing, and all I got was nothing! Well almost, except for one dollar and something! Ah well, that Ninja's way of life isn't really my thing. I see him jumping here and there but all for nothing. Dire Straits, you bluffed me again with your 'money for nothing'! Yeah, there aren't any 'chicks for free' either. Oh gees!
You want to read more? But I don't have anything more! 10 free spins isn't much but I would ask for more. She said "put some money in, I'll give you plenty more!" Dang... that was a good one from her, wasn't it? "Show me your fruits and I'll come back for it". Err, I mean "show me your Fruit Zen... I'll come back for it!" Hahaha.