Guru is off for a fortnight

[Afi4wins]

Dang! You got there me mate! Thought you were really going off on a second holiday! Your wallet must weigh 150 kilos then! Hahahaha.

[helenakp]

Thanks mate, but I was just kidding. Check the P.S - P.S. E 'solo uno scherzo!

 

What  !!! I knew you are not going to Thailand ,but on another vacation yes, I thought you would !!! What happened 

[Afi4wins]

As every Italian loves to do, I think, our Guru here turned Italian for a while and just pinched our bottoms!

[Luciana]

Oh come on, I got tired or using translator

[Afi4wins]

Is that so Jelena darling?  Well, it's still better off than me...I got tired of not understanding, so I just skipped them.

[ValDes]

What  !!! I knew you are not going to Thailand ,but on another vacation yes, I thought you would !!! What happened 

 

It was just a joke, all of it. And if I tell our boss I'm off for another two weeks someone will die - either for being shot or from getting a heart attack!

[ValDes]

Oh come on, I got tired or using translator

 

But you are so lazy recently...Tired of reading, using translator, what's next? Tired of writing maybe!   

[sagar.agarwal.1865]

 happy vacations valdes...Enjoy..

[Luciana]

But you are so lazy recently...Tired of reading, using translator, what's next? Tired of writing maybe!   

 

Yes, it's time to retire

It must be some post-vacational syndrome

 

 

 happy vacations valdes...Enjoy..

 

He was just joking, sagar

[ValDes]

Yes, it's time to retire

...

 

Not at all, but I think there will be one particular person who would be the happiest man ever if you really do that. Especially if you are planning to move to Canada!

[Awena]

It was just a joke, all of it. And if I tell our boss I'm off for another two weeks someone will die - either for being shot or from getting a heart attack!

OMG i thought it was true and wanted to make a comment that you playit smart,and look at this farsa going on,ahahahah

 

No vacation ? Well,you can gamble anytime.

[ValDes]

OMG i thought it was true and wanted to make a comment that you playit smart,and look at this farsa going on,ahahahah

 

No vacation ? Well,you can gamble anytime.

 

Or work anytime...I bet my boss will choose the second option.

 

Anyways, sorry for the confusion my dear Awena. Please forgive your guru.

[Icymod]

It was just a joke, all of it. And if I tell our boss I'm off for another two weeks someone will die - either for being shot or from getting a heart attack!

I knew it, he was thinking about shooting my other leg! 

 

As for your lie, I got angry and threw some dishes on the floor 

[ValDes]

I knew it, he was thinking about shooting my other leg! 

 

As for your lie, I got angry and threw some dishes on the floor 

 

Please, be a good boy and tell us why do you stop only with 'some' dishes? 

[Afi4wins]

Please, be a good boy and tell us why do you stop only with 'some' dishes? 

 

   

[Icymod]

Please, be a good boy and tell us why do you stop only with 'some' dishes? 

All of a sudden I'm a boy now!?!? How about you fish me with a better comment  Just joking with the dishes...........I didn't smash any lol. I should lie more often though, it seems I can retrieve more truth and feedback from you guru. As for L (Or Elle cuz that sounds hot), the strong winds keep sweeping her away from me! This is where my ability to stop time should play very well!! 

[ValDes]

All of a sudden I'm a boy now!?!? How about you fish me with a better comment  Just joking with the dishes...........I didn't smash any lol. I should lie more often though, it seems I can retrieve more truth and feedback from you guru. As for L (Or Elle cuz that sounds hot), the strong winds keep sweeping her away from me! This is where my ability to stop time should play very well!! 

 

I knew you were joking, however I'm constantly trying to provoke you somehow and pull you out of this 'condition of total obsession'. Yes, I know Luciana is a woman, deserving to be to worshiped day and night , however there are other people and topics here also in an urgent need of your attention from time to time. I'm sure Lu will understand though.

[Icymod]

I knew you were joking, however I'm constantly trying to provoke you somehow and pull you out of this 'condition of total obsession'. Yes, I know Luciana is a woman, deserving to be to worshiped day and night , however there are other people and topics here also in an urgent need of your attention from time to time. I'm sure Lu will understand though.

Yet the soft sounds of her voice remain a calm breeze in the open. I can't catch a break with her! She can pull me out but as she's Aries the ram, I might have to ram "something else".........I'm going to ram her..................................stubbornness 

 

My next level of "the crazy obession" would have to be beyond the forum rules which would be raging profanity! It'll be fun and everything will be censored to honor the guru's presence as I respect him soooo much lol