CASINO JOKE OF THE DAY

[LilianInThaHouse]

[LilianInThaHouse]

[Raptordinos]

[Afi4wins]

 

But of course! You should never put your dinner plate on the roulette table...

Put in on your preferred number instead!

[Raptordinos]

But of course! You should never put your dinner plate on the roulette table...

Put in on your preferred number instead!

This guy bet his beefsteak all on black, he's hungry so he will only take a risk of 50%

[Raptordinos]

 

I didn't know the song but here it is  : http://www.askgamblers.com/forum/topic/1428-im-currently-listening-to/page-34

[zerooo]

hahahahaha good one Raptordinos

[Raptordinos]

hahahahaha good one Raptordinos

heheheh, I didn't know the song and less the video, but the guy on this picture dance identically hahaha , nice you like it

[Raptordinos]

 

Any similarities are a mere coincidence!

[Raptordinos]

[cocopop3011]

 

I don't get it?

[Raptordinos]

I don't get it?

Of course the machine is not working because she won the Jackpot, check coins below and red lights above.

[cocopop3011]

Of course the machine is not working because she won the Jackpot, check coins below and red lights above.

 

Ooooohh! Do you have any more?

[Raptordinos]

Ooooohh! Do you have any more?

Of course! what do you think about this one:

 

[cocopop3011]

Of course! what do you think about this one:

 

 

     Typical Blonde!

[bigdk88]

Always the way...

[Raptordinos]

[Awena]

Hey rapti,nice to see your back.

 

I like the post,ahaam.

[Raptordinos]

Hey rapti,nice to see your back.

 

I like the post,ahaam.

I have always been here around, you know, I like most relaxing threads   .

 

Nice to see you here too  

[cocopop3011]

 

I don't get it   

[Raptordinos]

[Raptordinos]

[Coolivert]

Haha, not actually. Ok let me tell you the story. Not that I'm too proud of it, but still ...

I was invited to a friend's bachelor party a couple of years ago. And you know what boys like most at those parties, don't ya?! So, at the peak of the party we were visited not by one, but from two "highly educated and genteel" ladies, who started ''preaching some chaste guidance'' straight of the door! At the end of the ''preach'' we were so ready to praise the Lord', that didn't even noticed the bag of the second woman, which was already 'equiped' with most of our wallets and cell phones! So they left the apartment, leaving us with our tongues hanging out and we noticed the 'lacks' almost an hour later, when we tried to call for a cab... Luckily one of the company was a policeman, so we managed to ''localize'' the charming ladies in no time and to get back what's ours. And thanks God, otherwise I don't even want to imagine what I was going to explain to my wife!

No more strippers anymore, I promise!

am I the only one who missed the moral of Valdes' adventure?  I thought it was - as long as you have a police friend, sit back,relax and enjoy the "worship"

[James15]

I know a guy at the casino who wont gamble. He just watches the games and makes mental bets. Last week, he lost his mind

true it is 

[ValDes]

am I the only one who missed the moral of Valdes' adventure?  I thought it was - as long as you have a police friend, sit back,relax and enjoy the "worship"

 

Oh man, this post was from like 2 and a half years ago?!  

 

I'm truly surprised to see a new member here who is reading posts dating so long ago... 

 

As for the moral, I guess you gave a wrong one. Of course having friends with certain positions is good and definitely could help in a situation like the one I was talking about, however the moral I personally took was that I should take my eyes off of the strippers from time to time regardless how incredibly hot and sexy they were!