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Luciana
, Jan 08 2012 06:47 PM
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:45 AM
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .
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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:26 AM
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:55 AM
A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up.
Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ..............................bug is close.
It's always darkest before............daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but.......................how?
Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a...................................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.........................math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll..stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the...........................pigs.
An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's......................pollution.
Happy the bride who...................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is...................................not much.
Two's company, three's.......................the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and..........................you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.
As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up.
Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ..............................bug is close.
It's always darkest before............daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but.......................how?
Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a...................................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.........................math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll..stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the...........................pigs.
An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's......................pollution.
Happy the bride who...................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is...................................not much.
Two's company, three's.......................the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and..........................you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 06:39 AM
this is a funny to describe it
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 06:41 AM
Hahaha this is so true about the money
yes its really true
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 05:17 PM
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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Posted 06 July 2012 - 02:06 AM
Hahahaha, why going to gym for months, when you can have perfect six pack for a few minutes 
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#94
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:13 PM
Hahahahahaha ewwwwww
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:13 PM
Can't believe i haven't seen this thread, so funny...
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:23 PM
Hahahahaha, what a flirting line! Reminds me of some other cliches, like: "Your dad must be a terrorist, cause you're da bomb"
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 08:33 PM
Hhahaha, yeah that's my signature 
Stopped using my real name
Thanks zextra
Stopped using my real name Thanks zextra
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:43 PM
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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