Okay, after signing up, I immediately loaded up the evil Starburst game to play my no-deposit 20 free spins. Wished it was on some other game, but what the heck, just play it and lose it, then smile! What else can I do, right? After waiting a while, the stars came up, or rather, the gems came up. The stars were nowhere to be seen yet. Hmm, with just 20 free spins, I had expected a fast ending, but it took just a bit longer, and gave me a reasonable $2.38 win. That was better than my usual, I must say, so I continued on with the game with that humongous win of 238 cents, hehehe. Any good? Yep, good for the trash bin! When playing with real money, the game switched over and became blardy hungry as usual. But, it was nothing new to me, nothing that I didn't already knew.
2 days later, I made a $25 deposit to claim the 100% bonus and the 100 free spins on Gonzo's Quest. If it wasn't for that 100 free spins on Gonzo, I would most likely have delayed making my first deposit at the casino. But, I was being very cautious, so I had checked with the casino's Live Chat first, to ensure that I would get those free spins. Live Chat was nice (no, I didn't get to see her personally, but I know she's nice), she then confirmed it, and then it was 'up, up, and away...to Gonzo I'm on my way!' Hehehe.
My ISP was slow, but Gonzo was on the go, slowly but surely, and that made me happy. It didn't take half a day to start up, just 15 minutes or so, and before I knew, Gonzo was already playing with Afioso! Who is Afioso? Oh gees, never mind! Hehehe. I haven't seen this Spaniard for ages, haven't played with him for ages, but I hoped he would and could give me some wages. Well, did he? Gees, impatient one, aren't you? You want to hear the long version, or you want to hear the short version? You want the long version? Oh, okay, here's the short version, hehehe. From those 100 free spins, I couldn't even get one blardy free fall game. 2 scatters came, but the third was always lame. No free fall feature, just plenty of small pleasure. In the end, I had won a reasonable $22.18. Not a lot for playing 100 spins, but with Gonzo, better take that with a grin! He might even have not given me any win!
From there on, I left Gonzo behind, because he wasn't being that kind, so I went to the west, looking for the outlaw kind! Aah! Yet another one that I haven't seen for a long time. So, you wanna hear the long version, or the short version? The short version? Ah-hah, very smart of you! Hehehe. Well, them outlaws have always been very very sneaky. They see my pistol, they get very panicky. In the free games, I could only see Apache and Billy, or just Jesse. What the 'f', why are the rest always so so busy? I was trying my best to get all of them, why can't they just see?! Ah well, at the end of the day, I had to cool myself off in the sea! Damn!