As usual, 5Euros was automatically given upon signing up, with 10Euros more upon verification of my email. And as usual too, it came down to a choice of playing either the most dreaded Starburst or the fruity Fruit Zen, but knowing how I love fruits, no need to say which game I played that 15Euros on! No prize for you for guessing it right too. Sorry, hehehe. From a lively start, I loaded up Fruit Zen and started playing with my usual 0.05 bets first. This was to determine the mood of the fruits on that day. So how was it? I have only two words to say...bad...bad! Harvesting season must have just been over, so nothing for me to gain. Damn! A case of being at the right place at the wrong time! So all that lovely 15Euros got planted into the ground in no time!
Then the Live Chat host called me up on the phone and offered a 250% first deposit bonus, plus 15 free spins, and also plus another 15% bonus for depositing via Neteller. Hmm, pretty good right? 1 deposit for 3 bonuses! For a 25Euros deposit, I ended up with 91.25Euros to play with. This should keep me busy for a while, if not longer. I tried to play the 15 free spins first. Tried on Fruit Zen, nothing, no free spins. Tried on Starburst, also nothing. Tried on Gonzo's Quest, damn, still nothing. So where the 'f' are those 15 free spins? The Live Chat host said I could play on any game I want, but she was wrong! Not only wrong, I couldn't get it anywhere at all. what the 'f'!
My next decision...what game to play next? Fruit Zen wasn't fruiting, Starburst would only be eating. Then a thought occurred to me, but first, I must do some checking up on the bonus terms. Fingers walking, then running...done! Can play bonus money on Dead Or Alive, yaaay! It's been a real long time since I last went out hunting for Jesse and his outlaw boys, so it got rather excited that day. Maybe it's kinda like meeting your darling after a long absence...yes?...no? Nah...NEVER the same! Hahaha.
Well, I wished Katy Perry never sang that song. Jesse was hot one second, cold the next, and all the time too...what the 'f'! Why can't Jesse just be hot all the time? What? I'm not a woman? Damn! You're right. I should have worn a petticoat, stuffed my chest up a lot, put on red lips and rosy cheeks, and show some legs...then maybe I could have won, right? Nah...that outlaw Jesse can spot a fake from 1 mile away! Hahaha. Aaah, what's the end of the story? Gees...he made me bite the dust, that's what!